Okay, so I, and I alone appear to have the scoop on Jessica Simpson. Anyone who has googled into this site must already be aware of the fact that Jessica screwed up the words to 9 to 5. Every news report said she had a meltdown. Then, the footage came out and it didn't look near as bad as the news reports claimed. I have news for you my friends, that footage, the released footage, was edited. According to someone I know that actually worked the event, that footage was the best they could gather together of 3 attempts that actually fit the original story. This is the story as it was told to me:
Jessica Simpson, during rehearsal, didn't remember hardly any of the words. She practically skippidy bee bopped her way through most of it. (Workin' 9 to 5, hama heto hata hibbin..) Then, she shocked everyone by leaving without rehearsing the number further. When she finally performed it on stage, it was more of the same, as can be expected, when you don't um... rehearse. So they let her come back on stage, perform it again, than they used that footage but spliced in only ONE flubbed line (when there were several) and the "so nervous" line and then have her leave stage gracefully. In my opinion, the footage of the audience clapping must be from the second performance, since all of the news reports claimed that she left the stage to no applause. There you have it friends, finally I have insider news on something that SHOULD NOT REALLY MATTER TO ANYONE. "It's enough to drive you... crazy if you let it..."
You need to post some more blogs, lazyass.
Posted by: Aja | June 09, 2007 at 09:55 PM