Anyone like to buy a couch? Buyer beware, only if you are allergic to cats. I bought this couch at a consignment store and paid to have it delivered. I took a nap on it the day it arrived, and woke up near death. I have since had it shampooed with allergen fighter shampoo and sprayed with tannic acid, a solution that denatures allergens. It didn't work as well as I had hoped, so now I have to get it out. I would like to get $200 for it, it is a great Broyhill couch, and $200 is what I paid for it. I will, however, take the best offer. Email me if you are interested. (Click on the image to enlarge)
March 19, 2005
NotVodka
I would like to meet anyone who won't tell me what they superficially like or dislike. Let's go DEEP. I like to know people, but it is not enough to know that you switched to a new moisturizer. It is not enough to know whether you prefer coke or pepsi. I will smell your armpit if that is what it takes to get the funk out of you. Don't make me do it. Was that one line?
Nice couch. But I'm allergic to cats, too. And I value my eyesight and lungs dearly.
Posted by: Boozie | March 21, 2005 at 12:53 PM
What is that stain on the couch? Have you been doing bad girls on that thing? Blech.
Posted by: Sam | March 22, 2005 at 02:15 PM
Bad girls aren't the only kind that leave stains.... But I guess I can now give up on selling it on my BLOG. ;)
Posted by: NotVodka | March 22, 2005 at 02:21 PM
Thanks but I do not know what kind of girls do leave stains. That is a nice couch though. I would have bought it if you would have tossed in a nude pic of yourself on it.
Posted by: Sam | March 22, 2005 at 04:05 PM
UPDATE: For a limited time this sale now includes a nude pic... ACT NOW! Don't miss this valuable opportunity!!
Posted by: NotVodka | March 22, 2005 at 04:49 PM
You are such the couch slut.
Posted by: Sam | March 22, 2005 at 05:19 PM
Couch still available?
Posted by: Eunuch | March 28, 2005 at 12:54 PM
Yeah, it is still available, are you going to come look at it? ;)
Posted by: NotVodka | March 28, 2005 at 04:37 PM
No, probably not…was just wondering…come on, I’m going to be gone to Iraq for a year, I don’t exactly need a couch!
Posted by: Eunuch | March 28, 2005 at 04:38 PM
Are you sure? I didn’t put this in the ad, but it is bulletproof.
Posted by: NotVodka | March 28, 2005 at 04:38 PM
Still not there yet...
Posted by: Eunuch | March 28, 2005 at 04:39 PM
Ok dude, I will tell you the secret, Ossama Bin Laden is hiding in it, are you interested now??!!
Posted by: NotVodka | March 28, 2005 at 04:41 PM
If that’s true, then that’s a $25 million couch you’ve got there…I’m not sure I would part with it if I were you…also, it’s not that big overall, I know UBL is over six foot…is it like the telephone booth in Dr Who, some super quantum hidey-hole with infinite energy and infinite space? Wow, you’ve got something to hold on to! I wouldn’t just dump it on anyone…you’ve got to split the reward money, plus get a patent on that baby! Crazy!
Posted by: Eunuch | March 28, 2005 at 04:41 PM
Ok dude, I will tell you the secret, Ossama Bin Laden is hiding it, are you interested now??!!
Posted by: NotVodka | March 28, 2005 at 04:42 PM
My offer....$50
Posted by: Leesanda | April 10, 2005 at 02:11 PM
Sold the couch... $200.
Posted by: NotVodka | April 12, 2005 at 02:30 PM